Ok, the Estate Agents took the Buyers to the house and showed them round. They've measured the curtains and now they're happy. Some people! They are apparently even more keen to move in now. Hopefully this means they will be on the phone to get things moving and we won't need to call them any more.
Apparently, while they were there, one of their children found two pound coins. The Agent told them it was treasure and the kids left happy. I joked that we would add this to the price of the house. Having got off the phone and thought more about it I think we should. In effect they stole £2 from our house. Maybe I could report them to the police and press charges. Nothing would make me happier than to cause them some kind of stress comparable to what they've put us through. What I really might do is ask the Agents to tell them we want the money returned. Come on! Let's see who can get the most petty!!
I was laying in bed last night worrying (as has been the case quite a lot recently) that they might notice the different fireplace in the living room. As we suspected, they are too plain stupid to have realised. I can't believe I felt guilty about this at the time. Now I just wish we had taken more with us.