On the orders of the sparky I posted my £75 off to the Central Networks so they'd come and fit me a PME. This morning a letter came from their subbies informing me that I would soon be contacted by one of the company's, wait for it, craftsman to arrange a time to call.
Craftsman? Are they having a laugh! I hate this kind of crap.
If I was having a dry stone wall built I'd expect a craftsman to visit. I'm having a PME crudely banged to the cellar wall and so I'm expecting a tradesman to call.